{"product_id":"your-401k-is-fine-your-water-isnt","title":"Your 401k Is Fine. Your Water Isn't.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour 401k Is Fine. Your Water Isn't.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause some things need to be said — loudly, on a bumper, at 65mph.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📐 11\" × 3\" — standard bumper sticker size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🛡 Premium outdoor vinyl — UV-resistant, waterproof, car-wash safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⏳ Lasts 5+ years outdoors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚗 Works on cars, trucks, laptops, water bottles, anywhere flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong\u003e10% of every sale goes to no-kill animal shelters\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eShips in 3-5 business days. $3.99 shipping, free on orders $25+.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BumperStickerZ","offers":[{"title":"Bumper Sticker","offer_id":43871835684961,"sku":"YOUR401KISFINEYOURWA-STK","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet","offer_id":43871835717729,"sku":"YOUR401KISFINEYOURWA-MAG","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0628\/9165\/5265\/files\/1775291482840-your-401k-is-fine-your-water-isnt.png?v=1775291487","url":"https:\/\/bumperstickerz.net\/products\/your-401k-is-fine-your-water-isnt","provider":"BumperStickerz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}