Our Mission
Why We Give 10% — And Why We'll Never Stop
Every year, hundreds of thousands of healthy, loving animals are euthanized in shelters across America — not because they're sick, not because they're dangerous, but because there wasn't enough money, space, or awareness to save them.
We started BumperStickerZ because we believe two things: political satire is a human right, and no healthy animal should die in a shelter.
So we built something simple: buy a sticker, save a life. 10% of every single sale — every sticker, every bundle, every digital download — goes directly to no-kill animal shelters. Not to one organization. Not to one region. Distributed to shelters across the country that are fighting to end euthanasia for good.
What "No-Kill" Actually Means
A no-kill shelter commits to saving at least 90% of the animals in their care. They don't euthanize for space or time. They work harder, fundraise harder, and fight harder to find every animal a home. Your purchase helps fund that fight.
No Asterisks. No Corporate Speak.
We don't donate to one big charity and call it a day. We don't have a "giving partner" who takes a cut. We find the shelters doing the real work — the small ones, the underfunded ones, the ones operating on volunteer power and sheer stubbornness — and we put money there.
10% of every sale. Always. Everywhere. No exceptions.
Dissent + Compassion
Our stickers say what people are thinking about politics, power, and the world. But every time someone buys one, an animal gets another shot at life. That's the deal. That's the whole deal.
Put your politics where your bumper is — and your money where your heart is.