Collection: Political Satire
These stickers exist because polite didn't work. Bold political bumper stickers that say what everyone's thinking but nobody's saying out loud. Whether it's exposing corporate greed, calling out government hypocrisy, or skewering both parties equally — these designs put your politics where your bumper is. Weatherproof vinyl, UV-resistant ink, and built to outlast whatever administration comes next. 10% of every sale goes directly to no-kill animal shelters.
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Your 401k Is Fine. Your Water Isn't.
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MY GOVERNMENT ASKED FOR MY SUFFERING REEL
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Give Peace a Chance (Still Waiting)
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BORN IN THE USA (AND YES, I HAVE RECEIPTS)
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AOC Says No Aid — MTG's Head Explodes
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Vote Harder Next Time (Theory)
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Trump: Enriched Uranium? I Prefer Enriched Donors
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Navy Sub Commander Sliding Into MP's DMs
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My Voter Data Is Touring With Homeland Security
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War's a Success! (Source: The Guy Who Started It)
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Poverty Is A Policy Choice
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MY RIGHTS ARE PENDING SUPREME COURT REVIEW
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Your Voting Data: Now With Extra Homeland Flavour 🇦🇺👀
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Woof means no (to kill shelters)
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Tsa: Broke, Overworked & Still Taking Your Thongs Off
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Tsa: Protecting You For Free Since 2025
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Wage Theft Is The Largest Form Of Theft In America
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Your CEO Made My Annual Salary Before Lunch Today
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Vote For Me: I Promise To Disappoint You Slightly Slower
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Yes, I'm a Nurse. No, I Don't Want to Look at It
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