Vote For Me: I Promise To Disappoint You Slightly Slower

Tired of politicians promising the moon? This political satire bumper sticker cuts through the nonsense with brutal honesty. We all know disappointment is inevitable, so at least vote for someone refreshingly transparent about lowering expectations at a glacial pace. It's the funny bumper sticker that says what everyone's thinking.

This vinyl bumper sticker is perfect for the politically aware who appreciate dark humor. Our weatherproof political bumper sticker won't fade faster than campaign promises. Durable, hilarious, and absolutely uncompromising. 11" x 3". Weatherproof vinyl. Free shipping over $25. 10% to no-kill shelters.